This is a day that is set aside to honor those who have given their lives in honor of this country. It is in my opinion that this honor is not only reserved to those men and women who serve in the Armed Forces but also our brothers and sisters in blue, those who man the firehoses and the ones who brave all elements and situations to save lives and care for the wounded.
It is on today that I offer my salute and my eternal thanks for the jobs you do, the sacrifices you make and the internal drive that allows you to perform where others would fail.
It is my honor and privledge to have served with you all. Love and Respect always
Sean
Monday, May 25, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Ok to me this is funny
I just read an article about how last year the WWE (wrestling) had contracted out to rent the Denver Arena next monday night. Denver was happy to rent this out due to the fact that Basketball season would be over since Denver has not hosted a late season playoff final since 1985 there would be no problem and the arena would be available. Guess what Denver is scheduled to host game 4 of the west coast finals next monday and their arena is rented out. So now the are trying to figgure out what to do. Way to have confidence in your home team dumbasses. Vince McMahn has chanllenged the owner of the Nuggets to a cage match to settle the problem. You can't make shit like this up it is priceless.
I think that LA should take on the a team put together by the WWE. They would have a better chance than the Nuggets are going to have.
ok here are todays funnies and I know I am a guy but these were hilarious.
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!
________________________________
WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
________________________________
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
And still be afraid of a spider.
________________________________
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Joe and his wife Ann listened to the instructor,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.'
He addressed the man,
'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?'
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
________________________________
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
To get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
And some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own . So does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
________________________________
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
Neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
________________________________
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
________________________________
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
So stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
________________________________
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
Should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
And then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
You should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
________________________________
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
And were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
At 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
So go out there live a good life, love a good person, fart in the middle of a crowd and play it off of someone else, laughter is the best medicine, and there are no joys in world that compare to friends and loved ones. Surfs up folks let's hit the beach. :)
I think that LA should take on the a team put together by the WWE. They would have a better chance than the Nuggets are going to have.
ok here are todays funnies and I know I am a guy but these were hilarious.
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!
________________________________
WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
________________________________
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
And still be afraid of a spider.
________________________________
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Joe and his wife Ann listened to the instructor,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.'
He addressed the man,
'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?'
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
________________________________
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
To get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
And some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own . So does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
________________________________
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
Neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
________________________________
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
________________________________
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
So stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
________________________________
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
Should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
And then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
You should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
________________________________
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
And were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
At 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
So go out there live a good life, love a good person, fart in the middle of a crowd and play it off of someone else, laughter is the best medicine, and there are no joys in world that compare to friends and loved ones. Surfs up folks let's hit the beach. :)
Monday, May 18, 2009
Sorry it has been a while
I started this blog as a way of communicating my feelings and working on my issues that I was facing after deployment. I took some time away from it and have decided that I enjoy posting my feelings, jokes and other matters of siginificance to me for others to see and reply, to stimulate thinking and debate, I am going to try and be more consistent with my posts and hope that I can meet new people, affect the way some people look at things and learn from all as I take their feedback and suggestions. So lets get going on a whole new adventure.
So a whole lot has happened since I last posted. We have a new President, this is a touchy subject for a lot of people, especially my friends out there who lean to the republican side of the ticket. Here is my take on it, and if my view is not the same as yours or you disagree with what I say let me know. If it makes you mad and you stop reading so be it.
President Barack Hussein Obama is our 44th president and the first of African decent. That in itself is considered quite an accomplishment. He is a Democrat from Illinois (not a socialist as many out there want to claim). For me I am quite happy with the choice, now don't get me wrong I was actually happy with the choices from both parties and I have beeen a supporter of Sen. McCain for many years. It was my oppinion that we would be better off with either of them than with the previous administration. I was not a fan of George W. Bush by any extent but he was my comander in cheif and I provided my support as long as he held office. There has been a lot of grumbling about President Obama's agenda and that he is trying to socialize the country he wants more government control, we are all going to be broke cause he is going to raise taxes, we are going to be attacked again by his Muslim brothers, he is the antichrist and my favorite is that he is not leagally our president because he is not an American. Get over yourselfs people, Warren Buffet who is one the most respected economists and investors in this nations history has come out and said "to make money you have to be willing to spend money" We are never going to get out of this recesion if we do not do somthing to stimulate growth and confidence in our economy we will continue to slide down the wrong path. Refoming health care has been an issue for more years than I can remember both republican and democrat no one has come up with a comprehensive program till now and now that someone has actually begain doing serious talking about it the naysayers are coming out of the woodwork. Just think about this .... is it really fair for the cost of medical care to have increased by over 400% the rate of natural infaltion? and for the cost of health insurance to be completley out of reach for the average family of four? just asking..... If you look at the agenda of the president he has consitently pushed for and advocated for stronger state governments and less federal government control, he is a constitutionalist, but until states start to pull their head out of their rectal orfices the federal government will continue to set policies and procedures to try and keep our heads above water.... The man is not a Muslim nor has he ever been. He was born in Hawaii no matter what the conspericy theroist state. Give the man a chance you don't have like all of his policies, hell you don't even have to like the man just give him a chance. We continued to support GW throughout his debacle of a presidency so why don't we see what Barak can do. So far he is the only president I have ever heard of make the statement "if after four years you are not happy with the job I have done, then vote someone else into the office so they can have a chance at doing a better job than what I have done." So stop listening to Rush, Cheney and all the other domsdayers and make an educated opinion on your own. I feel it is time that we stop looking at party lines as the way we vote and start looking at policies and how the canidates can help this nation become once more the most respected and powerful and not one that is shunned or laughed at.
Nuff said
Now to end on a lighter note for right now. If you haven't had the chance to go out and see the new Star Trek movie, go out and do it. You do not have to be a treckie or anything, this movie is fun and action packed not to mention just plain fun. If you don't like Star Trek then check out Wolverine another fun movie lots of action and good humor. If you don't like that well then I'm sorry maybe there is a documentry on the pine bettle or something you can go see I am sure that will be fun :)
Be good, Be fair, Enjoy Life, Laugh as much as you can, Do something kind for someone you don't know, Keep an open mind and remember if you take this too seriously it is going to be a long hard life.
Love, Peace and Chicken Grease.
SEAN
So a whole lot has happened since I last posted. We have a new President, this is a touchy subject for a lot of people, especially my friends out there who lean to the republican side of the ticket. Here is my take on it, and if my view is not the same as yours or you disagree with what I say let me know. If it makes you mad and you stop reading so be it.
President Barack Hussein Obama is our 44th president and the first of African decent. That in itself is considered quite an accomplishment. He is a Democrat from Illinois (not a socialist as many out there want to claim). For me I am quite happy with the choice, now don't get me wrong I was actually happy with the choices from both parties and I have beeen a supporter of Sen. McCain for many years. It was my oppinion that we would be better off with either of them than with the previous administration. I was not a fan of George W. Bush by any extent but he was my comander in cheif and I provided my support as long as he held office. There has been a lot of grumbling about President Obama's agenda and that he is trying to socialize the country he wants more government control, we are all going to be broke cause he is going to raise taxes, we are going to be attacked again by his Muslim brothers, he is the antichrist and my favorite is that he is not leagally our president because he is not an American. Get over yourselfs people, Warren Buffet who is one the most respected economists and investors in this nations history has come out and said "to make money you have to be willing to spend money" We are never going to get out of this recesion if we do not do somthing to stimulate growth and confidence in our economy we will continue to slide down the wrong path. Refoming health care has been an issue for more years than I can remember both republican and democrat no one has come up with a comprehensive program till now and now that someone has actually begain doing serious talking about it the naysayers are coming out of the woodwork. Just think about this .... is it really fair for the cost of medical care to have increased by over 400% the rate of natural infaltion? and for the cost of health insurance to be completley out of reach for the average family of four? just asking..... If you look at the agenda of the president he has consitently pushed for and advocated for stronger state governments and less federal government control, he is a constitutionalist, but until states start to pull their head out of their rectal orfices the federal government will continue to set policies and procedures to try and keep our heads above water.... The man is not a Muslim nor has he ever been. He was born in Hawaii no matter what the conspericy theroist state. Give the man a chance you don't have like all of his policies, hell you don't even have to like the man just give him a chance. We continued to support GW throughout his debacle of a presidency so why don't we see what Barak can do. So far he is the only president I have ever heard of make the statement "if after four years you are not happy with the job I have done, then vote someone else into the office so they can have a chance at doing a better job than what I have done." So stop listening to Rush, Cheney and all the other domsdayers and make an educated opinion on your own. I feel it is time that we stop looking at party lines as the way we vote and start looking at policies and how the canidates can help this nation become once more the most respected and powerful and not one that is shunned or laughed at.
Nuff said
Now to end on a lighter note for right now. If you haven't had the chance to go out and see the new Star Trek movie, go out and do it. You do not have to be a treckie or anything, this movie is fun and action packed not to mention just plain fun. If you don't like Star Trek then check out Wolverine another fun movie lots of action and good humor. If you don't like that well then I'm sorry maybe there is a documentry on the pine bettle or something you can go see I am sure that will be fun :)
Be good, Be fair, Enjoy Life, Laugh as much as you can, Do something kind for someone you don't know, Keep an open mind and remember if you take this too seriously it is going to be a long hard life.
Love, Peace and Chicken Grease.
SEAN
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