I love a good joke.....

For those of you who know me It is well known that I think that one of the biggest problems in the world today is that we have "Political Correctness" shoved down our throat on a daily basis. As I have said before I am not one to see color or sexuality or religion in another person. I don't really have it in me to be a prejudice person. I feel that being "PC" all the time is one of the many ways that keeps up from actually coming together as a nation, forgiving (not forgeting) the past and truly understanding one another. Why do they ask us on an application for employment for our sex or our nationality. Does it really matter, is my heritige of being Scotch/Irish/Scandinavian/Native American mean that I am going to be better or worse at a job than someone who is say Chinees/Irish. No not at all. Get rid of the preconcieved notions you have in regards to humanity and look at person for who they are and how they act.

That being said. I love good jokes, bad jokes, clean jokes, off colored jokes, military jokes, even jokes about Scotch/Irish/Scandinavian/Native Americans... so here are a couple of jokes that my good friend Misty sent the other day and I got a pretty good chuckle out of. Hope you enjoy


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....so, I took her to a gas station.....And then the fight started....************************************************************************

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for SocialSecurity. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.So I opened my shirt revealing my curl y silver hair.She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'and she processed my Social Security application.When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at theSocial Security office.She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'And then the fight started.....***********************************************************************

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and Ikept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife asked,' Do you know her?''Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took todrinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear shehasn't been sober since.''My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go oncelebrating that long?'And then the fight started.....***************** * *****************************************************

I rear-ended a car this morning.So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOTHAPPY!!!'So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'And then the fight started.....